The manager walks up to a developer for latest news, how does the poor sap respond?
- It works on my machine
- That’s weird!
- But this was running before…
- Some minor stuff has to be fixed
- This must be a hardware problem
- Someone tinkered with incoming data
- But I didn’t touch that module
- I’m almost finished
- That’s will be done quickly
- You can’t test everything.
- It’s impossible that it will affect the other module
- I remember that I fixed this bug already
- Documentation is being written
- This is not my program
- I had lots of unexpected troubles
- But the specification was always changing
- I thought I found the bug
- This change will be done in 5 minutes
- I’m waiting for the others so I can test
- Aside from the fact it is not working, what is your impression?
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