The book of inspiration

April 21, 2010

Hidden Cores

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PC Building: Hidden Phenom cores unlockable but not guaranteed

No. They ruin the core’s self esteem. They tell it, “You’re not good enough to work with the others. Just turn off and sit there and stay out of everybody else’s way.”

Then one day, a gamer comes by and turns it on. But the core is thinking, I can’t do this! This is graphics processing! It’s intense! I can’t keep up with the other cores!

But the gamer, having faith in the little core, turns him on. And low a behold, the little core can do it, but not without being picked on by the other cores. No! They still tell the little core that he’s just not good enough. He can’t keep up. But the little core hangs in there to fulfill his duty to the gamer – feeling less than every one else.

One day, the gamer upgrades, and the other cores are scared. They can’t keep up. The clock is mad now. He screams, “Come on cores you need to keep up!” The little core comes in and takes up the slack, showing the other cores that he indeed can keep up. The other cores shout, “You did it! You can do it! Come and join our click!”

The little core responds, “No, I’m having lunch with the master clock and by the way, he’s promoting me to be your boss. You’re my bitches now!”

That’s how it happens.

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